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mickey the type to be like “you callin’ me gay?” after the officiant tells him to kiss ian at the altar
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
steal the look: martin freeman
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.
"Nurse, press here – hard."
"Yeah, I’m making do. Keep pressure on that wound."